Bert the magic dragon was made of pastry
He frolicked in the Bake Off tent with a baker called Rosie
Little Rosie baker loved that pastry puff
And as a vet she made him well when he had a tickly cough, oh
Bert the magic dragon was made of pastry
He frolicked in the Bake Off tent with a baker called Rosie
Bert the magic dragon was made of pastry
He frolicked in the Bake Off tent with a baker called Rosie
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Rosie would plaster Bert up when he had a broken tail
Noble Paul and Prue would bow whene’er they came
Sandi and Noel would wave their flag when Bert roared out his name, oh
Bert the magic dragon was made of pastry
He frolicked in the Bake Off tent with a baker called Rosie
Bert the magic dragon was made of pastry
He frolicked in the Bake Off tent with a baker called Rosie
For more magical creations, watch The Great British Bake Off on Tuesdays at 8pm on Channel 4.