In the tenth year of Bake Off, GBBO gave to me:
Ten breads a-kneading
Nine ovens baking
Eight bags a-piping
Seven whisks a-whisking
Six hands a-shaking
Five doughnut rings
Four soggy botts
Three cheese scones
Two profiteroles
And a squirrel in a big tree!
The Great British Bake Off returns for its tenth year. Tonight, 8pm on Channel 4.